=04= [Video] - mglw'nafh Freckle R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[officerwhiskers]

[Oh, the panic! A string of odd glubbing and croaking sounds like an attempt at speaking English. It's a failed attempt, at first, but once he gets the hang of speaking through a mouth of tentacles, Calvin sounds quite horrified.]

Bwrrwlwwwwhyrrl Glyublrgh! Wwwwwwwwhys this qurrlbhhh...happening! Wwwbble... I hate thyis.

[The video snaps on, revealing a piercing pair of red and orange octopus eyes staring with a look of concern and sorrow... If such emotions could even be seen on a fishy character.]

Could anyg-gwuone exblain why I'm a monster.

[A tentacle creeps up and covers the journal, before it closes out.]

Comments

[text] beacuse yeah she does sound pretty bad...

[dmr]

Let's just say I've been better. And I may never be able to enjoy pumpkin pie again.

And I guess if you're worried about drying out there's always the lake. Or the sink, if you don't want to risk coming across that Kraken thing the Cap'n is so worried about.

[Text]

[officerwhiskers]

What do you mean? Did you turn into something with pumpkins? I already talked to this one guy, or cyclops now. He said the thermal pools would be a good idea, since it's still really cold outside.

I think I'll use the sink too, though.

[Text]

[dmr]

Something involved pumpkins, yeah. In that my head is now a pumpkin, and it's not the most...comfortable...feeling in the world. To say the least. Considering how things went the last time people had pumpkins for heads...

Yeah. Not a great day.

[Text]

[officerwhiskers]

That sounds pretty bad. Are you feeling okay otherwise? I'm sorry about that, but I don't think having an octopus thing for a head is that much better.

[text]

[dmr]

I feel weird, but it's not a horrible weird. Just kind of a resentful weird.

But yeah, you have a point. It didn't sound like having tentacles was helping with the talking.