=04= [Video] - mglw'nafh Freckle R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[officerwhiskers]

[Oh, the panic! A string of odd glubbing and croaking sounds like an attempt at speaking English. It's a failed attempt, at first, but once he gets the hang of speaking through a mouth of tentacles, Calvin sounds quite horrified.]

Bwrrwlwwwwhyrrl Glyublrgh! Wwwwwwwwhys this qurrlbhhh...happening! Wwwbble... I hate thyis.

[The video snaps on, revealing a piercing pair of red and orange octopus eyes staring with a look of concern and sorrow... If such emotions could even be seen on a fishy character.]

Could anyg-gwuone exblain why I'm a monster.

[A tentacle creeps up and covers the journal, before it closes out.]

Comments

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[officerwhiskers]

What do you mean? Did you turn into something with pumpkins? I already talked to this one guy, or cyclops now. He said the thermal pools would be a good idea, since it's still really cold outside.

I think I'll use the sink too, though.

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[dmr]

Something involved pumpkins, yeah. In that my head is now a pumpkin, and it's not the most...comfortable...feeling in the world. To say the least. Considering how things went the last time people had pumpkins for heads...

Yeah. Not a great day.

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[officerwhiskers]

That sounds pretty bad. Are you feeling okay otherwise? I'm sorry about that, but I don't think having an octopus thing for a head is that much better.

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[dmr]

I feel weird, but it's not a horrible weird. Just kind of a resentful weird.

But yeah, you have a point. It didn't sound like having tentacles was helping with the talking.